sneaky strawberry

When one is, without warning, anally penetrated by a very redened, un-circumcised, penis head.

Don't you be trying no sneaky strawberry on me!!

preej

How fobs say the word fridge. WHERE THE FUCK DO U SEE THE "P"!?!

Kid: Hey, mom are you gonna make pizza tonight?
Mother: Okay. Get the pijja cheej out of the preej.

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crumpy

a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.

I have to take a crumpy...

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