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i was gettin' some 70's style donut last night, man, but then her father walked in and insisted that i make love to him as well, by this time i was so drunk that it didn't even matter anymore.
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your testicles
my baggets were getting touched by your mother last night.
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a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s
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someone who has no money but still decides he needs to take all the time in the world killing people
man, that hubbadoo took my mom out for dinner.
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when someone won't be smart, ever.
john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"
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when something is totally awesome for serious.
i was at this major brodical party and i was so wasted man, i hit on like twelve faggots.
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when two women go on one guy, all 7o's style and what not.
man, steph and sarah came over last night, all i gotta say is dos hoes akshun.
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