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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

by john January 22, 2005

75πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by john March 18, 2003

134πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


svelte

smart, witty, and has BS deflector field

"it doesn't matter how much BS they fling at svelte, she deflects it"

by john March 10, 2004

14πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


The Sims

a video game where you can get people to do almost ANYTHING
but be carful with the wife she is pretty strict.

the sims pc

by john November 9, 2003

77πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

43πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john February 23, 2005

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by john December 19, 2004

178πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž