Thursday

The best day of the week to have sex. I'm not kidding. It adds a whole 'nother level to it.

Person 1: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Person 2: Linda's coming over.
Person 1: Holy shit. *falls down dead in amazement*

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Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

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homie

the people u dont turn ur back on

tupac and biggie,50cent and jarule

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Tango Yankee

thank you. Etymology: "tango" is radio dispatcher code for the letter T, and "yankee" is radio dispatcher code for the letter "Y."

"tango Yankee, i really like these socks you gave me"

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Rake

An Irish colloquialism for many or a lot.

I had a rake of pints in the pub

Translation

I had many pints of beer in the pub.

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geeban

Name given to a person who spends too much time infront of a computer playing games. Also refers to a person who is worse than a geek/nerd

Man, get out side and get some fresh air you geeban. You need sunglasses to look at you because you are so pale

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chicken fucker

having sex with a preist

boby is a chicken fucker for going to church at 2 in the morning

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