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Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by john January 9, 2004

11πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


ipampilash

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

by john February 27, 2006

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


woq

woq- The result of a male erection.

John saw Jenna and had a woq.

by john March 20, 2005

18πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003

11πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


RuneScape

A okay game at first its really exciting but after a while you'll still like it and play it but not as much. mostly when you're boared and have nothing to do. You shuldn't play it unless you have a decent amount of friends because it will lessen you're interests in finding new friends to hang with when your boared.

if you have nothing better to do than play video games your best choice is to play runescape because you'll never be boared

by john March 1, 2005

112πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by john December 16, 2004

35πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


snow job

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.

'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'

by john April 13, 2005

287πŸ‘ 312πŸ‘Ž