hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

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santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

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dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

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skeet

To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.

After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth

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skeet

Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.

1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.

2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.

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Zimmy

Zimmy Whore, a crazy punk rocker who founded and leads of punk rock band "The Time Travelling Retro Whores" knows no bounds. Giving medical science the finger but not screwing his kidneys from constant binge drinking and many experts say he should be dead in the eyes of science. Once he was shot by a mystery assasin but survived and it inspired him to write the punk rock classic "Who shot Zimmy Whore"

That guy/gal is rocking like Zimmy Whore himself

You are as cool as Zimmy

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penis

An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

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