Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

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readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

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azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

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anuptaphobia

fear/phobia of being single...deal with it

Sally will never meet a man, thus she suffers from anuptaphobia.

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washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

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BUSH

The Texan biggest shame

What?! You can't control your teen daughter??... It's a Bush...

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nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

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