Type R

Type Ricer, sticking a type r sticker on your car and thinking it adds power see ricer

That stock civic can run the quarter mile in 10 seconds with that type R sticker!

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quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

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bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

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idiot

anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

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Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

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girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

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vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

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