knob

Canadian slang for "prick"

God, you're such a knob

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Perma-Ripe

When you fling a distorted paperclip at an unsuspecting person using the aid of a rubberband. *AKA Perma*

Dude, move! I'm launching a perma!

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javac

another name for a wanker who is actually putting in a real definition for 'javac' in the "URBAN DICTIONARY."; think people!

what wanker would put javac in the urban dictionary?

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Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

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hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

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music

a drug ingested via the ears. different kinds of music have different effects.

rock, country, electronic, rap, dance, and classical are just a few genres

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Huck

v. Poker slang - To catch the final card of a full house on the river (5th street, final community card) of a Omaha or Texas Hold 'Em hand; To catch a boat (Full House) on the river.

Derived from Huckleberry Finn

I had pocket fives and my opponent had Ace King and the flop came Ace Ace 6 the turn came 7. He had me beat but I hucked it when the 5 came on the river.

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