readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

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azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

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anuptaphobia

fear/phobia of being single...deal with it

Sally will never meet a man, thus she suffers from anuptaphobia.

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Greasy Jane

N; When one fills a waterballoon with highly liquid fecies after having ingested large quantites of mexican food. One then throws this waterballoon onto one's intended target, thus giving unto that person place or thing a "Greasy Jane." A Greasy Jane tends to contain highly acidic deuce, that the target will not only be shocked that they are covered in said deuce, but they will also experience a burning sensation.

I gave that bitch a Greasy Jane out of my fuckin' hotel room window.

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da m00n

When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.

Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb

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Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

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dubber nunkey

one who who acts like a stupid faget cock to show off, but only looks like a little bitch, especially in front of women.

Mike's acting like a dubber nunkey now that ya girl walked in the room

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