AFS

An acronym for the condition of Absent Father Syndrome which plagues and motivates many promiscuous adolescent females. A Young teenage female suffering from AFS will have sex with almost any guy to fill the void, her runaway, diseased or drunk father had created in her life. In their desperate attempt to find a masculine figure in their life, girls suffering AFS will at times appear slutty, desperate, pathetic and worst of all, date and and have sex with stupid ass hats. AFS victims usually themselves become depressed alcoholics, or frequent drug abusers.

Question: How the fuck did Pizza face Andy hook up with that really hot girl?
Answer: She has a bad case of AFS.

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