trifecta of turd

The act of taking an ass splitting, three pound shit.

I just cracked out a trifecta of turd, and my ass is bleeding!

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busting a fiddy

The act of dumping a half-pound shit

I'm in the crapper busting a fiddy

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turkish breathmint

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

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dealing an ace

The act of taking a one pound shit. See also busting a fiddy.

I'm on the john dealing an ace.

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afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

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schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

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dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

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