php

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

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spz

moron; stupid beyond belief; idiot

Look at that spz, he thinks hanky panky means a dress.

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ahad

defines hedonism : a person who lives live for sole plesure

snoop dogg - money + weed sqaured

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Despre Tine

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

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gangster

THESE GUYS WHO POSTS THEIR PICS AS GANGSTERS ARE FUCKING GAY> WHAT KIND OF GANGSTER POSTS PICS OF POSING AND HOLDING BILLS AND SMOKING BLUNTS on WEBCAM!? FUCKINS PUSSYS

btw im gangster

fags in the pics......

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Icicle

When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.

Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.

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Cebollas

(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.

It smells like cebollas; EVACUATE!

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