niggometer

n. an instrument for measuring and indicating diversity, equity, and inclusion, typically one consisting of a decagon labeled with undesirable racial characteristics

Activision-Blizzard scores its video game characters with a niggometer to quantify their disabilities.

assocracy

noun, plural ass·oc·ra·cies

government by homosexuals; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in sodomites and exercised directly by them or by their selected agents under a rainbow flag.

This assocracy is all so tiresome