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chode

The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin

by john holmes April 24, 2003

15πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


jimmy kick

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.

Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.

by john holmes January 13, 2004

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by john holmes May 14, 2003

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


uppstad

To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you

by john holmes September 19, 2003


stag

Paddy being doused with Baby Oil ad left with 4 Strippers

Shreck In Amsterdam

by john holmes August 6, 2003

1πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


jimmy juice

Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.

Man what the heezy!!! She drank a gallon of jimmy juice from a cardboard milk carton!!

by john holmes January 13, 2004

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


HavocIGhost

A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck.

"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."

by john holmes October 22, 2003

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž