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reverse speedrun

1. when you delete your save file after you've put hard work into completing the game
2. when your game crashed, and all the data is lost
3. when during a speedrun you somehow manage to go back to the very beginning of a game

Kyle: dude i accidentally did a reverse speedrun
Kyle 2: wait were you playing on my save file
Kyle: uhhh...

by john stromboli November 17, 2019


ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022


😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

Is this loss?

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

3👍 6👎


ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021


koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021


Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021


Bard

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

by john stromboli March 29, 2021