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moving metal

Automotive sales.

I've been moving metal for the past 13 years and I'm now I'm the manager of sales at our local dealership.

by john2 August 26, 2013


Gordon Pinsent

One of Canada's most beloved and well-known actors, he is a Canadian icon who starred in television and theatre as a film actor.

Gordon Pinsent is Canada's Sean Connery.

by john2 October 21, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


WV Specials

Short form for 'white van' audio speakers. If someone in a white van approaches you - usually in a mall parking lot - and says they have a surplus of home audio speakers they're willing to literally 'give away', that's because they can't even do that....until they meet someone like you. You think this is a break in life....imagine full high fidelity sound for only $100! Truth is they are acoustically crap to begin with and will only last a few hours when pushed. If your 'lucky' enough to find a carpeted set and you have a cat, you could ditch the speakers and add play toys your kitty would love scratching these boxes.

I have a pair of WV Specials that still have one tweeter working after the party ended. I just bought them last week.

by john2 March 29, 2012


drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

by john2 November 16, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


noogie

Relax, in Hungarian.

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.

by john2 July 29, 2008

295๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


inside baseball

1) Baseball slang. A strategy based on teamwork and good execution. Keeps the ball infield using walks, base hits, stolen bases and bunts.

2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.

The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.

1) The Baltimore Chop - where a batter swings downward on the ball resulting in a skyward rebound, allowing the batter to reach first base safely before the opposing team has a chance to make a play.

2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."

by john2 October 21, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


sensoria

1) the parts of the brain or the mind concerned with the reception and interpretation of sensory stimuli - the entire sensory apparatus

2) 80's gritty and haunted electronic track by Sheffield's Cabaret Voltaire. Ahead of their time and remain timeless. Video by Peter Care incorporates brilliant footage and angle work and the message conveyed is all about choice.

1) Without a properly functioning sensoria danger can be blindly mistaken for fun.

2) The 80s tracks 'sensoria' is to England is what GMF's 'the message' is to the US.

by john2 September 18, 2008

93๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž