phone amnesia

the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling

(ring ring)

Me: hello?
Caller: oh...um...who is this?
Me: what?
Caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.

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nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

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