gwen stefani

once the lead singer of a decent rock band, she has now fallen into the pop world. she thinks having a few japanese girls follow her around will make her cool. she also releases shitty songs that make little or no sense. her name is often confused with the word tool

this bitch taught me how to spell bananas

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port royal

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head

Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!

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