diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

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Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

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snootful

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."

Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!

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pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.

My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.

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butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

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glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

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nipster

Flashily dressed young Japanese male.

Nippeeee.... the Nipster.....

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