Biggenhaird

Another Scottish lawyer. Usually associated with other prestigious practitioners of jurisprudence.

Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!

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sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

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lingas/chingas

The last name of a famous American expatriate who immigrated to Mexico.

I was up in the mountains yesterday, and I heard news of Freddy Lingas/Chingas !

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tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

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pogey

Verb meaning to butt-fuck. Used primarily in connotation with prison.

I pogeyed him in the wazoo-oo-ooh !!!

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toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!

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bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

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