tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

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whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

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snafubar

Concatenation of acronyms SNAFU and FUBAR. The author assumes you already know the interpretations of the above.

I can't FTP these files from one directory to another !! SNAFUBAR !!

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bull bitch

A bull bitch is a particularly difficult situation. It can also be a hard nut to crack as far as females go.

Boy, I'll tell ya, making a phone call in Compton is a real bull bitch.

That woman is so hard core; a bull bitch, if you ask me.....

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Longenhard

A member of a prestigious law firm.

Did you ever meet the people who work at Long & Hardick ?

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bud fugger

A close friend of all of us who always has a shit-eating grin on his face.

"The strangest thing is happening ! Someone keeps calling my cellphone and asking for Bug Fugger !!!"

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burnupabowl

This is a rhyming phrase that is commonly muttered while performing mundane household tasks.

burnupabowl, burnupabowl, burnupa-burnupa-burnupa bowl.....

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