Aaron

noun: a person who masturbates and then proceeds to ejaculate on the communal couch in your suite's living room.

verb: to masturbate and then ejaculate on a shared couch without the consent of the other couch-owners.

1. Oh man, last night I got so hot I just Aaron'd. I couldn't help myself.

2. Dude, don't be an Aaron, that's disgusting. I'll tell everyone I know and they'll tell everyone they know and soon your reputation will be ruined.

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