Ferdia

1. To suffer from extreme hypochondria.

2. To suffer from paranoia.

3. To possess affinity for ornately patterned shirts.

Ferdia: "i've some headache"
Spud: "no you don't"
Ferdia: "i think i've a pain in my belly"

Ferdia: "you couldn't play strip poker even if there was girls there. sure half the lads there would have bigger dicks than you so she wouldn't be lookin at you anyway"

Spud: "nice shirt ferd..."

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