Grass-fed Beef

A thicc dude who smokes weed

Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF

Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF

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Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.