pure

1) Having no impurities.
2) To be 100% authentic.
3) To be undiluted.

lab analysis revealed the substance to be 100% pure cocaine.

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Ordy

Slang for Aviation Ordnanceman, said by some to be the most important job in the Navy.
The stated primary function of the Navy is to provide for open sea lanes. This is done by show of force which requires the ability to deploy ordnance on target.
The aircraft carrier is the primary force in a naval battle group which all other ships in the fleet join to protect so that it may deliver ordnance on target.
Every job description is essential to maintain a successful mission but the ordy is a special breed often regarded as just a little bit touched.

Pilot: I sure hope the ordies got my weapons straight otherwise I might as well be flying a hang-glider.

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Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.

1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.

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dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

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Frankendyke

Janet "Frankendyke" Reno

Frankendyke is responsible for the murder of the men, women and children at the Branch Dividian Church in Mt. Carmel, TX.

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porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

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whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

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