Ordy

Slang for Aviation Ordnanceman, said by some to be the most important job in the Navy.
The stated primary function of the Navy is to provide for open sea lanes. This is done by show of force which requires the ability to deploy ordnance on target.
The aircraft carrier is the primary force in a naval battle group which all other ships in the fleet join to protect so that it may deliver ordnance on target.
Every job description is essential to maintain a successful mission but the ordy is a special breed often regarded as just a little bit touched.

Pilot: I sure hope the ordies got my weapons straight otherwise I might as well be flying a hang-glider.

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bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

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rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

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pickle park

A truckers term for a roadside rest area where homosexual activity and prostitution occur.

10-4 good buddy, you just pull off into the next pickle park and I'll show you good buddy.

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blatskis

Communist or liberal persons

While attending Oxford University in England Slick Willy led a mob of five hundred Blatskis to the steps of the American embassy to protest the Vietnam war.

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whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

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porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

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