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The most beautiful girl in the whole fucking world
Look taht girl damn she`s hot
of course dog is Keyla
Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.
Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.
a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.
Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.
A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.
Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan
(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.
She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.
A grab on the rear of a snowboard. . . not quite the tail, not quite an indy, but all gay
Hey ian I tindied your mom last night