wunkbunk

A jabberwocky like creature, used to scare refugees by brioche related terrorist movements. Can be held solely responsible for the 9/11 terrorist attack. And the up-coming destruction of the Houses of Parliament.

Tom: 'Hey Phil, wanna go to the curtain factory today?'

Phil: 'No, didn't you hear, it was destroyed by the wunkbunk'

Margaret: 'Excuse me gentlemen, can you not dandy borehole in the park?'

dandy borehole

A genre of pop art in which the artist participates in colourful anal paint sex.

Tom: 'What a lovely dandy borehole you have there, Phil.'

Phil: 'Yes, Steve sure knows his exploratory pop anal.'

Margaret: 'Excuse me, gentlemen. Could you keep it down, this is a park'