scroteslap

dont piss your g/f off in bed

or shell giv ya a scrote slapp.

sorry for callin ya a bitch but did ya have ta scrote slap me

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zebedee

random boner

i was scannin me food on the till and all of a sudden pop goes the zebedee

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assgasam

The highest point of sexual excitement, characterized strong feelings of pleasure and excitement, marked normally by uncontrolable vaginal and anal contractions. Usually associated with similar secretions in texture, to the vaginal orgasm, though may contain potent mixture of feces (or defication), and possible anal lining, combined with any lubrication rerquired.

Refere to Adult film series "Assgasam 1-14"

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