onefounded

The state of being unable to recognise the primary rhythmic downbeat in a piece of music.

Dude, all this time I thought the vocals in Fight Fire With Fire by Metallica identified the downbeats but I just head Cliff’s isolated bass track and I realised the one was actually a 16th before the first snare in the verses. Was totally onefounded by Lars’s drums.

pascist

One who uses methods of subvertion and placation to deceive an individual or group into appearing to uphold ideals that have their basis in equality, whilst allowing, permitting or silently orchestrating, through similar behaviour, fascist outcomes.

"You act like you're listening to my ideas as if they'll be considered, but you've already decided I couldn't possibly have any ideas worth considering, simply because I'm an employee in this establishment at a level under you. I'm sick of your pascist shit!" screamed the whore.

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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.