bears

another term for a fart without saying some other crass name for fart.

originated during camping. ex: "Did you hear that bear growl"--translation, "I just farted."

person 1 in crowded room: "OK, who had bears! It is stinky up in here."

person 2: "hehe."

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fu-schnicken

noun: a trick

verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.

Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.

On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.

Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.

Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.

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chickory

when something is described to be lame, not cool.

typically used to refer to a situation that is lame, versus an object.

also: chickorean: someone who is a master at the art of being lame, or all things that are lame.

When Jesse told everyone that I am gay in front of the whole class, that was chickory.

That bucket of a car is chickory.

Bill is chickorean. He is down with Magic the Gathering, he talks ill about his sister, and he picks his nose in front of everyone.

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