garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

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alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

pussynigga

a gangster black men who does not want to be gangster

Da’shaun- Look at the pussynigga Jerome, he don’t wanna eat watermelon and drink lean with us.

Tyrone- On god

bumcocknigga

pretty self explanatory

John- You are a bumcocknigga
me- fr