A place where every goofy, mystical, unbelievable, unreal stuff happens. This place has abnormal citizens that looks like aliens. Ohio is the worst place to live in since you cannot do anything in peace without seeing an unusual behemoth of a creature.
Once you move to Ohio, the world becomes black. You are a poor and hopeless human being that has entered a hell-like dimension full of monsters that could destroy a whole planet.
No other place can be more bizarre than Ohio, ever.
"Can't even walk down the streets in Ohio bruh â ï¸"