Michigan

The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.

Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.

Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills

and plenty more.

Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!

michigan > your state

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Fei Long

Street Fighter's tribute to Bruce Lee.

Fei Long is a Kung Fu action movie star who seeks to test his skills by facing true opponents. Fei Long has no projectiles, as he is a close range fighter. Usually, he is looked upon as a lower to mid tier character. However, Fei Long can be deadly in the right hands.

His three special moves are the Rekkaken (which can be stringed up to three times), Rekkukyaku (aka Chicken Wing) and Shienkyaku (Flame Kick).

The Rekkaken (QCF + P) is a special punch that can be stringed together up to three times for a quick combo. A good Fei Long player will need to use Rekkas often. The Rekkas are also known to have good range, as Rekkas will slide Fei towards his opponent.

The Chicken Wing (HCF, UF + K) can hit overhead on crouched opponents, and is a good way to start off combos. The RK Chicken Wing can usually get Fei over projectiles.

The Flame Kick (RDPM + K) is his AntiAir move, and can be used for wake ups. When stringed into combos, Flame Kicks can work wonders.

Fei Long might sound difficult to master, and I wont lie - He's not the easiest to use. However, he's very fun to play as, and plus he's simply badass.

My favorite Street Fighter character is Fei Long, because he's fun to play as. He's also like Bruce Lee, and Bruce Lee was the shit.

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mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

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hummer

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis

Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.

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Niggerknock

Another term for Ding Dong Ditch, which means to Knock on someone's outside door/window/wall and run away, or to ring the doorbell and run.

Hey guys, wanna go Niggerknock some old peeps?

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sheed

Nickname for Detroit Pistons player, Rasheed Wallace.
Also yelled as SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED when he goes for a shot, and/or just gets the ball.

*Rasheed Wallace gets ball, goes for three pointer*
Pistons Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
*Cush*
Pistons Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Detroit

a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.

also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.

fuck slim daddy.
detroit 4 life

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