Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

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armpit makeup

Slang for deodorant.

Chris Mitchell: "My daddy taught me not to wear armpit makeup."

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Whatte

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

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pitstick

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

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Fairfaxed

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.

1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"

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Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

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impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"