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When youâre edging and you accidentally let a little precum slip (mostly for women who are squirting goddesses)
âMy man was trying to slip me the finger and I totally microsquirtedâ
slang for sex with an air head
Meg: We stopped having snack time after he cheated on me................................ like totaly!
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1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
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