mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

Brokeinship

A dysfunctional relationship between a couple who recently "broke up" but still regularly see each other and still sleep together.

"No! Qe broke up but yeah we still booty call."
"No hoe, y'all still together. Y'all in a brokeinship"