Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

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midtown

A band, with some nice music

That midtown concert was great.. but Senses Fail is better.

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AAFES

Army Air Force Exchange Service

lets go shop at AAFES theres no taxes

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stupid fly

very beautiful, hot

Damn, she's stupid fly.

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Babraham Lincoln

Sinlimar to aberham lincoln, Babraham lincoln is slightly more violent. First, the top begins fucking the bottom. While fucking the bottom, the top donkey punches the bottom until unconsious. The top then jacks off onto the unconsious bottom's face. Finally, the top shaves the bottom's pubes and places them on the cum he has just jizzed on the bottom's face.

Top:Baby, I want to give you a big sloppy Babraham Lincoln!
Bottom:hehe...that sounds fun. what is it?

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northstar

Four man Emo Rock group that is known to be the best band ever made, partly due to the fact Nick is one of the best lyricst ever.

Taking Back Sunday: "Best Band Ever"
Me: Too fucking right

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peardrax

A soft drink made out of pear.

Peardrax tastes soooo good..

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