myles

The title given to someone with perceived intelligence. Often envied for their seemingly effortless ability to be such an ass. They must qualify for the title with sculpted buttocks and be in a supreme physical condition.

In the eyes of a mere mortal, they are also accused of having the traits of vanity, promiscuity, chastity and flirtatiousness. Not to be confused with miles, and there is no accurate conversion to kilometers. An example would be this person knows that pft only has one f, singular, uno.

If you know some one with such an honorable title of myles then you should praise and glorify them in every sense of the word. Those with true intentions will be rewarded with eternal happiness in everything they do.

Wow! That guy is so cool, such a myles.

Hey, that guy must be made of awesome...obviously a myles.

Myles, you are awesome in every sense of the word.

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