S on my D

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

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fitzy

A fitzy is the name of a term to describe an act mostly practiced on small boys.
To fitzy someone, the best location is a middle school bathroom. Find a small boy who pulls his pants down to his ankles when he urinates in a urinal, and kick him square in the nuts.

Matt: Dude yesterday I pulled a fitzy on this middle-school kid real good, he screamed like a little girl!

Joseph: Dude you're a jerk!

Matt: Whatever dude...

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