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The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.
That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.
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Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.
That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
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The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.
I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.
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Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.
The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.
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A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.
That dude has a tic-tac dick.
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When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.
Hey dudes i just got done double dippin.
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