Sailinsane

Temporary insanity due to the inability to go sailing.

"Between this weather and my work schedule, If I don't find some way to go sailing soon I'll go sailinsane!"

Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!