Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.

People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.

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