Dick Year

The length of time it takes for the human penis to grow one inch

Guy 1: "Man this line is taking forever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah its taking a dick year"

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Fluffernutter

When a male porn star is being fluffed in between scenes and he accidentally cums.

Man Jason is so embarrassed. He got a gig in porn but might lose it because he's apparently a fluffernutter

time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

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