HG1000

Human Garbage level 1000. Synonyms include: piece of shit, garbage people or douchebag. HG1000 is reserved for those barely human piles of refuse that litter the internet with their baseless, ignorant ideals and borderline war criminal opinions.

Tom: Holy shit, did that guy just steal from a charity donation bin?
Sam: Yeah, he's HG1000 for sure. Let's follow him and key a giant cock on his car.

Taco bath

When one eats an unhealthy amount of taco's, takes a bath and then shit's the tub.

I had to shower off the other day after my taco bath

Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

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Jag

A derogatory term for a person exhibiting uncommonly obnoxious ignorance or general douchery.

Tom: Is that guy parked in front of a fire hydrant?
Sam: What a fucking jag!

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Fear Boner

An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.

Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!

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