sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

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crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

9👍 9👎

gfe

Girl Friend Experience.

Affection oriented escort.

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Manny Bombed

When a boyfriend takes a shit at his girlfriend's house an clogs her toilet leaving her to clean it.

*boyfriend* - Whats that noise?
*girlfriend*- (opens bathroom door) What the fuck?, u clog my toilet.
*boyfriend* - (laughing really hard) got manny bombed bitch.

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as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

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EPdogan

Rocking out with your cock out and/or hangin out with your wang out

I'm hittin the bars EPdogan style.

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Fire In the Hole

the thing you say after receiving a drink from any fast food drive threw and throw it back through the window

"Thank you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

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