BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

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dickheadedness

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole

I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.

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Plunger

when u shit in ur hand at night and stick it on ur friends face!

i gave caleb the nastiest plunger last night.

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kegerator

a device used for cooling a keg

the keg is in the kegerator

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femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

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ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

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pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

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