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Emersom

A stealthy, discreet way of saying "them are some." Usually used to reference the large jugs on a girl without her knowing what men are talking about.

Emersom big ole titties.

Morty: Holy shit, man. Look at that girl!

Reggie: Wow. Emersom.

Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...

Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!

by jrubadub April 20, 2010

155πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.

Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by jrubadub August 1, 2010

241πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Questionable Fart

A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.

A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.

The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.

1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.

He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.

Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.

2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.

by jrubadub August 2, 2010

330πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Rollin' Polish

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.

Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.

by jrubadub July 25, 2010

110πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


whiskey nubs

yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.

Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.

by jrubadub July 13, 2010

146πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


no no hole

the place where you are not allowed to be touched by strangers or creepy family members when you are a child.

Uncle Morty got in trouble for touching Tommy's no no hole in the game closet at the family reunion.

by jrubadub March 11, 2010

284πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


groeder

A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.

Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.

by jrubadub February 16, 2011

97πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž