Horeshit

When your bestie won't show up to the bar you work at even though it's slow, and you're so frustrated you text "horse shit" wrong.

You won't come up? That's horeshit!!

right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.

Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.