Gunt Trap

Not concentrating during the sexual act and finding yourself lost in the dark recesses found beneath the gunt.

I was hot, roaring hot, vomiting with the heat, my every cell protesting as it bucked against the impositions of the atmosphere, and instantly I knew I was caught in a gunt trap.And I was flesh-and-blood, organic, heaving in torment, my breathing corpse in rebellion against the impossible demands being made upon it, this while I fought to control the hot Gunt bucking in my hands, a piece of flesh which I identified as a gunt flap. Crushed by heat. Annihilated by the light of the sky. I should have looked, then. Upwards, I mean. At the sky. At the light. But I didn't. Instead, I dropped the gunt flap. And flinched. Downwards. Squeezing my eyes shut. Trying to squeeze myself into annihilation. Trying to hide. I made my way towards the relative safety of the vulva and hopefully freedom.

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JK Dunky Fuck

A three man elaborate fuck. One guy is wrapped in clingwrap and fucked up the arse by another guy then leans forward adopting the position of a giant penis. The "penis guy" is then used to fuck a bucket fanny while being held back on a rope by the third guy who is also naked and wankining off into a jam jar.

The dirty little cunt was happy to have a JK Dunky Fuck as it was the only way her bucket fanny could get any sensation. Penis guy wasn't so sure but was game for a laugh.

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a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a

The sound made by the dole queue in Liverpool.

And here at the liverpool dole queue you can hear the unmissable sound of the permed sankey locals as they await there weekly allowance "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a"

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Adolfed

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

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Office Fit

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

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Lummuxette

Lummuxette is a female Lummux. A fat useless excuse for a lady person.

Look at that Lummuxette. Big fat pear shaped lump of lard, with the intelligence of a retarded Labrador.

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Gingerigine

The indigenous people of Northern Britain. Pale skinned ginger haired photophobes.

As we crossed the damp misty moorland of Scotland we observed a tribe of Gingerigine's. They stalked the shadows of the scots pines avoiding the sunlight, their ginger hair betraying their presence as they stalked their main prey, the illusive Haggis.