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A long, thick, piece if poop that has been deep fried and stuck on a stick used as a dildo.
I had no money for my girlfriend's birthday, so I made her a Syracuse Corndog.
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A mixture of feces, urine, and semen, mixed together by an erect penis, and served chilled.
I treated my girlfriend to a real treat the other night when I made her my famous Kenyan Milkshake!
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An aborted fetus shoved up the anus of your partner.
I was ok with my girlfriend being kind of kinky, but when she asked for a Louisiana Hangnail, I got the hell out of there!
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